I think he liked the game. Then he didn't like the game. Then he really seemed to like it for a moment. Then he was bored with it. Then he did something unmentionable.
Real Men play games with no limits. Real men play WOW. Boys play FPS Games where their only identity is a hand or a gun barrel and there's only 1 mouse button to worry about.
First off, I know you are well versed in the procedures of rebutting. I know it will be virtually impossible for my lesser IQ Stack to outperform your literary engine !
But, I also know you cower at the sight of a good challenge and slink into your chair like a beaten down barn cat when you are uncertain what to do. Yes, World of Warcraft requires some mental investment and a committment of time. Yes, there are players in world pvp that will out-think and out manuver you. It's also true that you will be thrashed repeatedly by people without high school diplomas... face the music MC ! You're a pussy ! There are no other games with as many variables, or any that boast the flexibility of wow. You can do whatever you'd like anytime, anywhere in game ... it's absolutely amazing. There are few pre-defined situations and cinematics, the game is nearly all un-scripted player run. If you enjoy a more structured and refined gameplay, there are thousands of premades and quests you can venture on. I really enjoyed the way you take part in the storyline of the Wrath of the Lich King expansion in real-time, it's an amazing accomplishment. Sit back, stretch your index finger and polish your (a,d,s,w) keys ... because that's really all you need to play your puny FPS game. You can even do it after having a lobotomy, as witnessed at the other clan ... (unmentionable)
Truth be told, the only reason I'm unwilling to even try the game is the massive time commitment. I need to be able to jump into a game for 15 minutes or an hour, have my little bit of fun, and get the hell out.
Just the fact that some people pay other people to level their WoW dolls, though ... no friggin' way.
I think he liked the game.
ReplyDeleteThen he didn't like the game.
Then he really seemed to like it for a moment.
Then he was bored with it.
Then he did something unmentionable.
I enjoyed the review.
:)
lol
Real Men play games with no limits.
ReplyDeleteReal men play WOW.
Boys play FPS Games where their only identity is a hand or a gun barrel and there's only 1 mouse button to worry about.
I don't play games to find an identity. I play to find people to make dead.
ReplyDeleteFirst off, I know you are well versed in the procedures of rebutting. I know it will be virtually impossible for my lesser IQ Stack to outperform your literary engine !
ReplyDeleteBut, I also know you cower at the sight of a good challenge and slink into your chair like a beaten down barn cat when you are uncertain what to do.
Yes, World of Warcraft requires some mental investment and a committment of time.
Yes, there are players in world pvp that will out-think and out manuver you.
It's also true that you will be thrashed repeatedly by people without high school diplomas... face the music MC ! You're a pussy !
There are no other games with as many variables, or any that boast the flexibility of wow.
You can do whatever you'd like anytime, anywhere in game ... it's absolutely amazing.
There are few pre-defined situations and cinematics, the game is nearly all un-scripted player run. If you enjoy a more structured and refined gameplay, there are thousands of premades and quests you can venture on.
I really enjoyed the way you take part in the storyline of the Wrath of the Lich King expansion in real-time, it's an amazing accomplishment.
Sit back, stretch your index finger and polish your (a,d,s,w) keys ... because that's really all you need to play your puny FPS game.
You can even do it after having a lobotomy, as witnessed at the other clan ... (unmentionable)
LOL
Bah.
ReplyDeleteTruth be told, the only reason I'm unwilling to even try the game is the massive time commitment. I need to be able to jump into a game for 15 minutes or an hour, have my little bit of fun, and get the hell out.
Just the fact that some people pay other people to level their WoW dolls, though ... no friggin' way.
I was just stringing it along for fun :)
ReplyDeleteI'm sure you knew that !
But you are indeed a wuss.
Before that last post by Steve I thought Steve had turned into the new Remmy it was kinda scary
ReplyDeleteDon't be Scared little one ...
ReplyDeleteJust come to the amusement park with me :)