I didn't do everything. I only pissed for a couple of seconds. I didn't play with the shit. (Literally, there is an interactive turd.) I only took enough time with the white board to write "FUCK STINKY," and moved on.
There's 15 or 20 minutes of gameplay in the demo, consisting of two levels. And yet, it feels ... representative. Obviously, I can't speak to the full experience, but if a demo is about teasing just enough to get people amped for a game, this nugget offers little reason to buy Duke Nukem Forever.
The video below could be considered a spoiler. In point of fact, it might spoil your enthusiasm for the game. It's the first level in its entirety (once you leave the bathroom, that is).
Yep. "Interactive turd" just about sums it up.