We found the dog tied a 3.5 meter "multi-color finale" missile (professional grade fireworks), but the fugitive bastard was nowhere to be found. If you see him, keep your distance, and call our hotline at 1-800-MASS-HOL.
Any reward we can scrape together will be sent through Pay Pal.
Oh I've seen that handsome devil.
ReplyDeleteBe careful you tell he's a lone wolf by that tattoo.
P.S.
Stop stealin pics off of Facebook.
Does this man have Breast Implants ?
ReplyDeleteI do think the dog looks satisfied, as if he just finished playing a round of Xray Tech Goes to Vegas, or Undead Barbie IV.
My Mistake.
ReplyDeleteHe had breast implants, they had to be removed as augmentation was no longer necessary. Rather than discarding the implants, they put them in his arms.
A breast reduction consultation is recommended for this patient.