I found another gaming blog called First Person Shouter that's been rather worth-reading. The game Mr. Blogger reviews interests me not at all, but the review has this priceless line, and video evidence:
Luckily, things start making sense soon after the battle, when I touch a stone and a magical goblin pops out of my butt, gives me a blowjob, hands me some weed, and vanishes up my nose.
I would prefer a hot chick over a magical goblin anyday.
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