Good one

What a Real Woman Does

A real woman is a man's best friend.
She will never stand him up & never let him down.
She will reassure him when he feels insecure; comfort him after a bad day.
She will inspire him to do things he never thought he could do; to live w/out fear or regret.
She will enable him to express his deepest emotions & give in to his most intimate desires.
She will make sure he always feels as tho he's the most handsome man in the room, will enable him to be the most confident, sexy, seductive, and invincible.

No, wait ... Sorry ... I'm thinking of beer.
That's what beer does.
Never mind.