May 19, 2009

World of Warcraft patch

Although for some things, there is no patch.

In an effort to enhance the sticky WoW-tard love that drives millions to disregard human relationships and personal hygiene, Blizzard has offered its cult members a new inventory management system, and some ingenious class-balancing measures. For example: a Paladin's ass is now mounted to his chest, thereby removing the supremely advantageous hidden inventory slot.

In related news, the inclusion of condoms in the game's retail package remains completely unnecessary.

6 comments:

  1. OH MY GOD..................
    Look at that Six Pack !
    Frisky has been working out ! ! !

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  2. I laughed so hard when I saw this ...
    I think Frisky was excited to have his picture taken ?

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  3. HELL No I think this was DOA from the UO days. I working on a nice beer gut, but i dont drank beer so its a Milk and Hot Wings Gut

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  4. Scatch that... That is got to be Andy. I had no idea he played WOW

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  5. HAHAHAHA AAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAHAHHA

    OMG

    POOR ANDY That's mean as hell Frisky !
    But now that you've said it, it does indeed look like Smiles' son : Andy Dandy.

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