Apr 16, 2009

How to be a jackass in L4D

(Part I of MXXXIII)

1. Throw a Molotov at The Tank in a narrow corridor, leaving one teammate on the other side.

2. Miss The Tank completely.

3. Wait for the flames to die down while The Tank is boning the lone teammate on the other side.

4. If the lone teammate survives, don't heal him, even if you're the only one with a health pack.

If you followed these instructions, congratulations! I hate you.

5 comments:

  1. OMG!! lol I guess this is the healthy way to get your rage out scott. Unlike screaming at the innocent, supportive teammates which did not throw a molotov on you and also saved you. But yea that's funny shit.

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  2. I was saved by someone resembling you. But since my savior didn't shoot me a few times before reviving me, it couldn't have been you.

    You're still my hero.

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  3. I think I'll try these techniques next time I play. Thanks for the advice Scott.

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  4. Mr. Smiles, you should try playing L4D with your clothes on and your party favors put away where they belong, instead of attached to your body.
    You Sir, need to watch your tone and pay attention Guy.
    Hello Everyone. Thought I'd spam your blog a bit :)

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