Dead Island: the coming tedium

A new trailer, featuring butchery and bad words. On the strength of the marketing alone, I'm calling a low-80's Metacritic score right now.

Team Fortress, Too

Even with all the live-action HL2 vids floating about, I didn't see this coming (though I'm not sure why). It's well done for what it is, but something about it creeps me out.

Eat Your Heart Out

Yes, that's 1.01 GigaBYTES per second read speed. That's better than half the speed of DDR-266 RAM. Any bets on who gets in a map first in L4D2 now? ;-)

Dual's of these, on SATA-3 in RAID-0:

Rage: Dead City

From Bethesda and Id Software. Due out in October:

McHack?

Need a McBurger with your McHack? From E.Y.E. :

RL Minecrack

Can you tell I spent the day entirely on Youtube?

Size Matters

Just a little lolcats for you

Final Combat: dignity is the first casualty

"All of your intellectual property are belong to us!"

Final Combat is a rather shameless TF2 ripoff from a Chinese developer that I will not name. They have a website full of theft that I will not link. It seems they've ripped assets straight out of TF2's cache, and modified (slightly) the rest to accommodate the Motherland's goose-stepping military aesthetic.

Kotaku tells me Final Combat has "a Pyro with a guitar on his back, a Scout armed with a hockey stick, and a Demoman, distinguishable from his TF2 counterpart only by heavy armor." The dev actually has the balls to claim that all of their content is completely original. See what you think:

Meet the Soldier Rocket



See also:

Meet the Heavy Fat Man

Meet the Sniper

Meet the Striker

Splosions + Sexism = Born to Fire

B2F is a Korean "class-oriented" FPS in search of European and American publishers. It features bad voice acting and jiggle-boned boobs large enough to stop an RPG round.